News
Run Club 🌟
Tomorrow - 7am - Meet @funktionf
Easy 30 mins run or walk/run session
Finish @ourhouseofchampions ☕️
All abilities welcome 🙏🏼 see you in the morning
Sep 17
Big results don’t require a massive gym floor—just a team that truly cares!
At our studio, you’re never just a number in the back of a crowded room. We know your name, we learn your goals, and we build a space where everyone feels supported. Whether you’re stepping into a gym for the first time or getting back into your rhythm, we’re here to help you move, build confidence, and hit your milestones safely.
Small space, big heart, real progress. Come train with us!
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Sep 15
Russel share his experience, challenge your coaching and give you practical tools you can take straight into your sessions.
💭 How do you communicate better?
👊 How do you get more from your clients?
🧠 How do you create better coaching experiences?
🔥 And ultimately… how do you become the coach people WANT to train with?
Whether you’ve been coaching for 10 years or 10 weeks — come ready to learn, get involved and have your coaching challenged.
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Sep 15
Come train with Gemma!
One of our hardest-working members - you’ll spot her powering through our lunchtime classes all week long. She might roll in five minutes late… but don’t worry, she makes up for it by working twice as hard once she’s there. 😅
And if you listen closely, you might hear her muttering a few choice words about the trainers under her breath mid-set… purely motivational, of course. 😉
Book your class now at funktion.je and come see if ...
Sep 13
Aches, stiffness, or recovering from an injury?
You don't have to sit on the sidelines.
We build prehab and rehab exercises right into our class programming so you stay supported every step of the way! Come train safely and build confidence in your movement!
Tap the link in our bio to get booked in, Or pop in and have a chat with one of our friendly staff and we can talk you through how we can help.
www.funktion.je
Sep 10
"I'll start next week" turned into next month... sound familiar? We hear it a lot.
Consistency is where the magic happens. Don't wait until Monday to prioritize your fitness—book your strength class now, show up for yourself, and let's get moving! Look after Number 1 before looking after other people.
www.funktion.je
Sep 8
Good news—the kids head back to school tomorrow (Well for a few days)! 🎒🎉
As their routine falls back into place, it’s the perfect time to reset yours. We’ve added new classes over the summer to give you even more options to fit your schedule. Whether your goal is building strength or boosting endurance, we’ve got everything you need to get moving again.
Get booked in now and claim your spot! 💪
Remember, first class is free and you are always welcome ...
Sep 6
We move people, so they can move their world 💥
This isn’t just a slogan to us. It’s the reason we do what we do.
Movement is more than just exercise. It’s feeling stronger in your body, more confident in yourself and capable in everyday life. Whether it’s keeping up with your kids, getting back into sport, or just moving without aches and hesitation, it all matters.
There’s no perfect starting point. You just have to start.
We’re here to help ...
Sep 4
Beth is back to lead Weekend Warriors! 🏋️♀️🔥
Kick off your weekend with a high-energy, full-body workout that will leave you feeling strong and ready for anything. Who’s joining us this weekend? 💪
Sep 3
Ever wondered where we are? Because people don't know!
We are opposite Sand street Car park. A private Personal Training Studio with over 40 classes a week, with NO monthly membership, right in the heart of town.
Come check us out. Pop in or see what we have to offer online at www.funktion.je
Aug 28
Not just a class. Not quite 1:1. The best of both! Small groups, real coaching, every rep watched.
Get your classes booked!
www.funktion.je
Aug 26
No long-weekend excuses! 💪🎉
We’ve got your Bank Holiday workout schedule locked in for August 31st. Earn those bank holiday treats and keep the momentum going strong.
Check the timetable & book your spot now.
Aug 24
Weekend Warrior with Jake 💥
Jake is back this Saturday, and he’s got another cracking Weekend Warrior lined up 🔥💪
Expect a fun, full body circuit that’ll get you sweating, smiling and wondering why you ever considered a lie in instead. It’s tough, it’s rewarding and it’s the best way to kick off your weekend.
Jake has assured us it’ll be "not too bad"... which, if you’ve trained with him before, should probably be taken as a warning ...
Aug 13
🔥 ONE LAST WEEKEND WARRIOR WITH DAMON 🔥
This Saturday is your last chance to take on a Weekend Warrior with Damon before he heads home.
Expect plenty of laughs, a brilliant workout and, of course, all of us questioning why on earth he'd leave Jersey for New Zealand of all places... we still can't quite get our heads around that one 😅🇯🇪🇳🇿
Let's give him the send off he deserves and fill the room one last time. Whether you've ...
Aug 6
Due to the success of the July challenge and the start of Funktion run club, we are pleased to announce that Friday run club is HERE TO STAY!!
See you 7am Friday for a 30 min run or a walk/ run followed by cinnamon buns from the delicious @dandycoffeeshopjersey at @ourhouseofchampions
CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU 🩷💫
Aug 3
For those who haven't heard yet, I'm sadly leaving Jersey and heading back to New Zealand!
This week will be my last week at Funktion. It's hard to summarise my time here, but these last two years here have been my favourite yet. I've loved the work (if making people suffer counts as work) but more than anything, you the people have brought me so much joy every day.
From day one, Nick and the team welcomed me with open arms, taught me the ropes and made me ...
Aug 2
🚨 New classes are coming to Funktion! 🚨
We're excited to be introducing Funktionality from the week commencing 10th August with more variation to our current timetable that can be found on the website.
Funktionality is all about helping you move better. These classes focus on mobility, stretching and functional movement to improve flexibility, reduce stiffness and help your body feel its best.
Whether you spend long hours at a desk, want to improve your ...
Jul 31